[–] hate_the_avg 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago (edited ago)
Bull frog fatty. Exclusively eat flies and fries.
[–] CriesinCars 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Guess the gender!
[–] thin_privilege 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
If it undergoes liposuction in that area, the fat that gets sucked out could feed Africa for a year.
[–] The_Grease_Goblin 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Extinct like the dinosaurs.
[–] Reverse-Flash 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
The difference between her and a dinosaur is that archeologists won't be able to tell what her size was by examining the bones.
[–] mierdasenor 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Misread the header as "Absolute Fucking Cu*t," and thought, "yeah, that, too." It does have a unit growing off its former chin though.
[–] sctoor 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago
Absolute fucking thumbface