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[–] QuaffWhileThouCanst 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Would you please suck my dick?

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[–] MawLaysYa 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Who the fuck put me in a goddamned coma?

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[–] waxdino 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Who's dead?

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[–] HeavyBrain 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Jews still there?

Yes?!

Put me back!!!

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[–] Skeeterdo 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

This one wins. Nearly the first question every soldier asks after being injured.

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[–] i_scream_trucks 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Why the fuck did you let me live so long

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[–] con77 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Did President Trump get a 3rd term?

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[–] 13313716? 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Where are my cigarettes?

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[–] Morbo 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

This man gets it.

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