I'm a libertarian at heart, but things like this push me over the edge into the fascist ideology. Seriously, everything about this story screams GIB ME DAT and I wish it would be OK to just shoot the family. I'd opt for hanging, but gravity is against it.
[–]Uberbob790 points
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lol no
all you would have to do is break her jaw and her hands a few times
then you hook her up to an iv and literally wait two years for her fat to be used up
a guy in the 70's was ~370 ish, he didnt eat for an entire year. so two years for this deathfat
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Forever laughing at how they always cry they've tried everything and it's just impossible to lose weight but soon as they're in the hospital eating an actually regulated diet the pounds fall right off.
What makes me laugh more than anything is that even when they're in hospital their enablers are still smuggling pizzas in on a regular basis. How much must they be eating outside of the controlled environment if they can still lose 100lbs on a 1200/day plus extra pizzas.
Uhm, yeah, but are you forgetting that as soon as she got out of the hospital she gained it all back? There's your proof that diets don't work and you just ignored it!
[–] thin_privilege 0 points 30 points 30 points (+30|-0) ago
I'm a libertarian at heart, but things like this push me over the edge into the fascist ideology. Seriously, everything about this story screams GIB ME DAT and I wish it would be OK to just shoot the family. I'd opt for hanging, but gravity is against it.
[–] RealAhab 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
embrace the feeling <3
[–] SayNOtothedress 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
You can still be libertarian. Just believe taxes shouldn't fund health care to people who can't use it.
[–] Uberbob79 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
lol no
all you would have to do is break her jaw and her hands a few times
then you hook her up to an iv and literally wait two years for her fat to be used up
a guy in the 70's was ~370 ish, he didnt eat for an entire year. so two years for this deathfat
[–] wanderingblade 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
LOL good luck finding a vein to start an iv