[–] The_Grease_Goblin 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
If medical science weren't as advanced as it is today, then this thing would have no idea it was even pregnant.
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
I chuckle at their optimism. The odds of that child surviving full term are bad at absolute best. That would be for the best, however, because the odds are good that it will be born stupid or deformed if it does survive.
[–] Speshul_Sn0wflake 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
"Teeehheee Bradenleigh is just so fussy! He refuses to eat anything that isn't chicken nuggets or french fries! We always have to have McDonalds in the fridge for when he's hungry or he'll just scream his head off. I wish I could lose the weight but he's only three and it'll come right off once he gets out of this phase of his! Besides, its normal to be this size, I just had a baby."
[–] Poohwhisperer 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
No way they were able to insert tab A into slot B.
[–] Titanbikes4ever 1 point 2 points 3 points (+3|-1) ago
are those dykes?
[–] SayNOtothedress 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Apparently one got the other pregnant so I guess not?
[–] Thereturnstudent 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I beg you all to look at her whole page. I can't believe it's real.
[–] fun_crusher_XXL 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
They grilling Smurfs in the background there?
[–] CthulhuDelay 0 points 21 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago
Fat or not, gender reveal parties are pretentious, masturbatory self indulgence.
[–] ButterBeater9000 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
People kept asking if my wife and I were having a gender reveal party. We didn't even want to pay for a wedding celebration, lol.
[–] LordoftheBeetus 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Yup. A baby shower should be enough, and even those are usually just flagrant money grabs.
[–] Speshul_Sn0wflake 1 point 4 points 5 points (+5|-1) ago
Its just an excuse at a gift grab. If I have to see one more Instaham pig reeeeeeing about "even after muh gender reeeeeeeeveal party & baby shower I still dunt have erething I need fur muh babay" Ill scream. Nobody cares in the slightest, and its up to you to provide for that kid.
Long ago when I was a fucking retard, I dated a guy who had two kids with his ex. After he filed for divorce, the ex found out she was pregnant, like four months along. He left her for becoming a fat selfish pig that did nothing but eat, cry about "muh depression from the babay" (sidenote: your kids four, stop blaming ppd on it) and the kid ended up to not be his. Not hard to figure out since sex=kid and he hadn't fucked it since it got fat, but anyway, I digress. She had a fucking baby shower after the gender reveal that nobody came to. Tacky seeing as both kids were girls, and she should've had shit from kid number one to use for kid number two. Stupid ham tried everything in order to shirk responsibility and have others pay for her mistakes.
Im not against kids, but hams shouldn't have them. They're already shit people, they make even shittier parents and in turn, you get the shittiest of children. They need to be sterilized and then barred from IVF.
[–] Exie ago
Why would he ever think ilthe kid was his if they weren’t fucking? Sounds like you weren’t the only retarded one.
[–] Scooter_Death ago
“Let’s Eat! OM NOM NOM NOM!!”