[–] Thereturnstudent 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I beg you all to look at her whole page. I can't believe it's real.
[–] fun_crusher_XXL 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
They grilling Smurfs in the background there?
[–] Titanbikes4ever 1 point 2 points 3 points (+3|-1) ago
are those dykes?
[–] SayNOtothedress 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Apparently one got the other pregnant so I guess not?
[–] Poohwhisperer 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
No way they were able to insert tab A into slot B.
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
I chuckle at their optimism. The odds of that child surviving full term are bad at absolute best. That would be for the best, however, because the odds are good that it will be born stupid or deformed if it does survive.
[–] Speshul_Sn0wflake 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
"Teeehheee Bradenleigh is just so fussy! He refuses to eat anything that isn't chicken nuggets or french fries! We always have to have McDonalds in the fridge for when he's hungry or he'll just scream his head off. I wish I could lose the weight but he's only three and it'll come right off once he gets out of this phase of his! Besides, its normal to be this size, I just had a baby."
[–] The_Grease_Goblin 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
If medical science weren't as advanced as it is today, then this thing would have no idea it was even pregnant.
[–] 13310781? ago
Assuming that bloated cow's toxic uterus is even able to carry to term.