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[–] 13299737? 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Go up to them and say "hey faggot why have you been acting like such a debbie downer lately. You can tell me if you need too, I wont spread your shit around. I just want to make sure you dont hang your self up like a pinata untill I get my $20 back. Also if you kill yourself I'm going to fuck your mom while shes still in the grief stage." Atleat that's what I would do you'd be amazed what people will reveal if you dont coddle them like a little bitch.

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[–] 13300093? [S] ago 

Thought coddling was a myth, Damn.

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[–] 13300032? 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

You explain to him how jews are most likely the source to most of his problems.

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[–] 13300208? 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

addiction? broken family ties? lack of faith in the future or overarching goals of 'humanity'?...well shit, you're right

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[–] 13300231? 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

Tell him to buck up and grow some fucking balls, life sucks deal with it.

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[–] 13299836? 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Distractions are good. Spend time with them. Low key at the end of the day say you had a good time, they were good company, etc. Force them to take their mind off things without addressing whatever is bringing them down. Focusing on it makes it grow. If they wanted to talk, they would.

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[–] 13299548? 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Be aware, mental illness can be contagious.... It can be hard to help people. One time I tried and realized it was a big mistake.

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[–] 13300101? [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Hopefully it didnt end poorly.

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[–] 13300267? ago 

Not horridly, but poorly. I'd thought it was a friend. It had lost its room, was suicidal and living in its car. BTW, It was one of the dumbest bipedal apes I have interacted with. I invited it to sleep at my place. On the second day, I found 2 cardboard boxes in my recycling pile, which it had used. Intellectually, I was a bit puzzled as I had a fully functional toilet; emotionally, I concluded the world would've been better if it had pursued its long walk /short pier idea.

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[–] 13300392? ago 

You're not giving us enough info. It all depends on where you live -

Europe - Tell them that they should move to Poland. It'll be an adjustment, but in the long term it will all work out.

US - After the midterms Trump will have more control. Then he'll be able to go after the press and stop all the brainwashing. Soon everything will get better.

Canada - Yes marijuana will be legal. But after a couple cold winters, all the pussies who smoke it will have lowered their testosterone so much that they won't be able to survive another winter here and they'll flee the country.

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[–] 13300405? [S] ago 

I was vague for obvious reasons. I think it has to do with his success in life but the dude makes more than me and all that entails. Like I said, it pisses me off.

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[–] 13300840? ago 

Tell them you're going to fight them until they tell you what's wrong and then actually punch them until they fight back, Put on a good show and then get your ass kicked on purpose. Nothing gets a man feeling better than wailing on another and once it's out of his system pick yourself up and offer to buy him a beer.

Or you could go with the top reply so far and tell him you'll keep his secrets or fuck his mother while she's grieving if he follows through with acting like a whiny bitch. That'll usually work too but it lacks the bonding a fight tends to bring out in men.

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