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[–] Humansized 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Lmao it actually said "rabbit food"

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[–] Colorful_Levity 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

The delusional piggy. We see what you buy at the supermarket, restaurants, ect. We hear you giggle about your weekly weekend cheat meals. Those mixed drinks and eating an entire chinese takeout add up when done regularly.

No pity, fatass :)

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[–] SUPA_FUPA 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Maybe stop cooking casseroles and eating them out of the vessel all the time?

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[–] NoTrueScotsman 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

One dish = one serving. If it ate TWO entire casseroles, that would be overeating!

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[–] VoaterFraud 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

If he only ran as much as that run-on sentence...

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

How is this not at the top?

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[–] VoaterFraud 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Thanks. Just a little late to the party I guess.

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[–] Rylan_D 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago  (edited ago)

When people claim they are 100lb overweight due to "water retention" I want to stick a needle into them to see if they slowly leak out and deflate like a water balloon.

41 bmi and you're far beyond the weight you are meant to be.

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[–] Canada_is_gay 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

"I never over eat."

Right, you eat exactly the right amount for a healthy person of 5'2, but completely inexplicably your system works differently from everyone else's ever and magically your food converted to over a hundred extra pounds of "retained water."

Someone get this woman to the lab so we can analyze her blood and see what it is in her that makes food ten times as potent as in normal people. I think we just solved world hunger!

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[–] rainbow_ashtray 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Yep. I know a woman with severe retention problems and you can see the difference between fat and water-filled tissue. It really resembles a balloon and all joints look like they're constricted. I bet one month of foie gras that this fatty doesn't look like that at all.

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[–] SauceCat 0 points 24 points (+24|-0) ago 

Why do fats always insist on lying about the amount of time they spend at the gym? They always say at least 2-5 hours a day. I spend roughly 4 hours at the gym a week and I am fit and doing just fine.

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[–] J_Darnley 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

They have no scale with which to measure or compare. That applies to almost everything they try to give a number for.

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[–] Scooter_Death 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Time spent on treadmill = 15 minutes

Time spent screwing around on the weight machines = 15 minutes

Time spent taking selfies in locker room to post on Instagram = 1 hour

Time spent talking on phone = 1.5 hours

Time spent in gym cafe photographing and drinking 900 calorie smoothie to replenish sugars lost during exercise, while talking to others engaged in the same activity = 2 hours

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[–] The_Grease_Goblin 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Shit, when I started doing stronglifts 5x5 I would take 1.5 hours in the gym, but that's because squatting every day I went and increasing the weight every day fucked my shit so I was taking 5 minute rests between sets.

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[–] SauceCat 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

That is probably pretty accurate lol. That got me thinking about a recent gym experience. I do these little "circuits" when I work out. So the one that day was like 20 lunges, 60 second plank and 100' farmer carry. I would do this 5 times. I started my first farmer carry and when I got to the far side of the gym I saw this absolute barge of a woman sitting on a machine. Then I would walk back and do my other moves and then farmer carry again. She stayed absolutely still the entire duration of that circuit. Never saw her lift anything the 5 times I walked down and back. The whole thing was about 20 minutes or so.

Then she probably factors that time sitting on a machine to her total workout. So I suppose I can see how diluted they could be.

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[–] Not-a-goat 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

Same reason they say they run 4-minute miles. They have no actual idea what a regular workout at the gym is, so they imagine it takes 5 hours a day to be fit.

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[–] The_Grease_Goblin 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

Hey, I've actually met fat people who can go a mile in less than 4 minutes... But than involved pushing them off of a very steep hill.

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[–] smug_wendy-chan [S] 0 points 34 points (+34|-0) ago 

For all international FPHs:

16 stone = 224 lbs = 101 kgs

I'm a bot.... oh wait, no I'm not!!

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[–] alien557 ago 

good human

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[–] xDominik 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

good bot

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[–] lorlipone 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Jesus; I'm a 6' man and I don't weigh that.