[–] bloodguard 0 points 22 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago (edited ago)
If a player writhes on the ground like that they should be bundled into an ambulance and taken to the hospital for a full exam (including prostate and a colonoscopy).
If they can't find anything wrong they're docked 1/12th of their yearly salary.
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And given another colonoscopy.