[–] CheeseboogersGhost 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I seen a dude with piggy tails. He was a big muscle mother fucker, too. I told him it looked like my daughters hair and laughed. He just eyeballed me. Had he jumped I would've grabbed those fucking piggytails first thing and jerked his head into my knee over and over. fuckin faget
[–] Thisismyvoatusername 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Whoever wrote that needs to learn the difference between its and it’s. Grammar is what separates humans from the lesser apes.
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[–] Thisismyvoatusername 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Exactly. They wrote “...if a wolf knew it’s descendant...”
[–] TheTrigger 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
[–] undertheshills 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
Still looks better on a woman.
[–] Elbower_of_Quants 1 point 1 point 2 points (+2|-1) ago
Gramps likely doesn't give a shit. Man buns don't even exist in a universe of bass and naps.
[–] Gigglestick 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
Pretty sure my ancestors will be fine with me having long hair. ] I only wear it up for work.