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[–] PsychoClover 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

“They shovel food into their mouth 24/7, get the same food as us when we go out and then complain that they're still fat” - this is so incredibly true. I’m at the beach on vacation & enjoying not sticking to my usual diet. Today I’ve had a beer, two slices of pizza, and ice cream. I’m watching all these behemoth women younger than me who probably weigh twice what I do lumbering around, and all I can think is that I’m actually tired of eating by now AND it’s expensive. I literally don’t understand how they have the time and money to shovel food in their mouths all day to get SO FAT.

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[–] darthbrodin ago  (edited ago)

I emphasize this to my kids al lthe time. I come home from a run and eat fruit, pretzels, graham crackers, etc. This is usually around 4-5pm - about an hour before dinner. They naturally want what I'm having and I remind them: "I just ran a bunch of miles. How many miles have you run today?" I remind them that food is a tool foremost, not a hobby. I like dessert, sure. But I only ever eat dessert when I am still hungry after dinner, which happens sometimes to me on long run days. I make sure to frequently reject dessert in front of them. Sometimes I say, "I want some ice cream, but I haven't really done enough today to deserve ice cream." I try not to moralize specific foods in front of them. I just want to teach them that you need to earn every calorie you eat or else you become a fat ass.

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[–] Canadian_trap_qt 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

It's cute that you all live next to each other you must be happy

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

Fats: "We don't eat McDonald's all the time."

Also fats: "I saw a thin person eating McDonald's so they must eat it all the time and never gain weight."

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[–] Thighlander 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

My thin shitlord sister kind of believes this jazz too. She's been telling me since I was like 14 to "wait until your older, you'll put on the pounds". Now I', 25 y/o height 5'11.5" B/W 157 Lbs, dropped from 175 in the past 2 months.

And I'm still a lazy fuck most of the time, I just don't overeat, or if I do i compensate for it. Hell I'm losing weight while drinking 2L of milk per day.

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[–] OdinsMessenger 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

That's a lot of fuckin milk, dude. Like 800 kcal worth of milk.

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[–] Thighlander 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Idk man, nothing quenches my thirst like milk does. I'm the opposite of Ron Burgundy - milk in the summer is my shit.

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[–] ThotsAndPrayers 1 point 7 points (+8|-1) ago 

I've actually started using this to my advantage when subtly shitlording. You can fuck with a fat person's mind by showing up to each meal with them and eating as much if not more, while acting like this is just normal behavior for you. I don't mention that I eat one big meal a day (healthy snacks in between) and exercise regularly, so they can just sit there and stew about how bad their juhnetiks are.

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[–] Lurkerontheroof 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Hell even if you do mention it, they won't believe you or look butthurt at you because it MUST be your glorious shitlady genetics, donchaknow, ugh -- at least that's how my hamily reacts when I repeat for the fiftyhundreth time that I just watch what and how MUCH I eat and exercise regularly, and intermittently fast naturally.

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[–] EyeHateFats 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago  (edited ago)

It's true, many humans "intermittently fast" for upwards of 10 hours per day (usually based on bedtime).

On the other hand, obeasts probably eat bedtime cookies "teehee". When they invariably wake up totally not because of their obesity /s, they also likely eat a nighttime snack.

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[–] SChalice 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

At least the egg was healthy

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