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[–] Jesus_H_Dicks ago 

Pleasant sex

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[–] petite-equestrian 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Snow skiing or boarding. There are fats on the greens and blues, but they are not as bad on blacks. If you try competitive show jumping there aren't too many fats... well I guess one is too many really, but there definitely are some blobs in the lower level classes. I guess moral of the story is to get really good at something because fats never excel at anything.

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[–] KorvusKorvidae ago 

I do muay thai 3-4 times a week. If you go to a real gym that beats you over the head with cardio, you won't find fatties. If you go to a mcdojo you will.

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[–] redpilledblackguy [S] ago 

Mcdojos are rare for Muay Thai aren't they?

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[–] KorvusKorvidae ago 

For muay thai alone yeah. Most places will have Muay thai in combination with other martial arts and if they are shitty with those, their thai classes will be shitty too.

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[–] EffMrsDeathFat 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Let's see...

  1. Cycling: I used to go to a gym where the spin instructor was a morbidly obese woman. Only went to one class and then learned her schedule and avoided it at all costs.

  2. Martial Arts: Took a class with a lot of fat kids.

  3. Swimming: It's so good for your joints! And they offend your sight in their horrible swimsuits.

  4. Ball Sports: Have you seen some football and baseball players? They.Are.Fat.

  5. Rock Climbing: I have yet to see a fat rock climber.

  6. Body Building: I would agree, but... I've seen some "bodybuilders" on their off season... and they balloon up. Big gut, big thighs, turn doughy, and the stretch marks are everywhere. Does the spray-on tan help mask the stretch marks? I don't know. Looks pretty awful.

  7. Running: Joined a running group one time. All of them fat. Left running group.

  8. Zumba: 99% of the women in Zumba are fat. Same goes for cardio kickboxing.

Hiking long trails still has not been infested with fats. They do maybe a mile or two then give up, leaving the rest of the trail void of any of them.

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[–] Reverse-Flash ago 

Running away from food.

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[–] shitlordius_prime ago 

Ugh there are so many fats in my gym's pool. Probably 80% at least. And they all just do "resistance training", walking through the water taking up a whole fucking lane holding buoyant weights. I'm sure they go down the street to the McDonald's to treat themselves after, because none of them have gotten any smaller over the past year.

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[–] jayfencing ago 

Collegiate level fencing has little to no fat people at all. However, fencing does tend to bulk up the thigh muscles, especially if you’re a deep lunger.

That being said, there were tons of fats in high school fencing. None of them ever had the speed or coordination needed to do well; plus, their opponent had a much larger target to aim at due to their size.

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[–] REEEperMan 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I haven't seen any hamplanets rollerblading. I assume it's primarily because they just can't squeeze their elephant legs into the boot.

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