[–] Mass_Eject 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
"She had that look on her face like when dogs are trying to figure out what you're saying, except it's cute when dogs do that."
Upvoat!
[–] NerdButNotFat 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
At this sad point in history, a fit nurse would increase body type diversity in most places ...
[–] Placetohide 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
There always seems to be a specific kind of - usually female-ish - fat who always has to one-up or have a story about everything. Like you could be talking about the summer you spent studying Arctic foxes in the wilds of northern Iceland and she'd have to talk about trekking to the South Pole, or something equally unlikely given her obvious girth and lack of any physical fitness whatsoever. And everything's so much worse for her, unless something she did is so much better. I feel like you've got the patience of a saint to have only said that one thing to her.
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