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[–] anoncastillo 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

"Also I haven't gotten laid in years and even though I tried to seductively suck the grease off my fingers they didn't even flirt with me ;_;"

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[–] Siacca [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I almost threw up from the mental image that created.

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[–] Scooter_Death 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

Because that’s the end-all, be-all of their lives. It represents the love and sex they’ll never get. By the way, the shitladies were not salivating at the sight of the beetus. They were trying not to puke.

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[–] iswallow 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

If only she could laugh her ass off, that would be a great start

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[–] BigMatteson ago 

They were sad because you're not long for this world, honey.

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[–] OhTheHamanatee 1 point 8 points (+9|-1) ago 

Although it's 90% likely to be a troll post, I would honestly imagine some shebeast thinking its greasy fupa is confident and strong, because it vacuums deep fried everything AT LEAST every other minute of the day.

Also, they need to realize that disgust =/= jealousy.

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[–] zaimenellen 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

HAHAHAHA and at night she went to sleep with her 4 cats who give zero fucks about her if not the food she brings home.

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[–] AndrewBlazeIt 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I'd have to be pretty damn hungry/desperate for mcnuggets to make me jealous.

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[–] Siacca [S] ago 

Personally, I'd rather starve.

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[–] SeriousNiggerFaggot 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Even after a mile swim I want a beer and chilli rellanos not mechanically separated, antibiotic fed, GMO fowl.

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[–] Zoro152 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I almost never go to McDonalds unless im on a road trip or something and I might grab a coffee and hash brown. Last time I had McDonalds I was coming back hammered after going out at 4am, friend decided to stop by McD's and I ordered a double cheeseburger, I don't know if it was because I was drunk but it tasted so bad I took one bite and threw it out the window. So many better options for cheat meals imo

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[–] SkinnyFat ago 

McNuggies are NICE! They're like the epitome of guilty food.

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[–] 13079616? 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

"I must have killed them a bit inside". Probably. They had to question weather it wanted to eat them (that's why it decided to eat only 2 nuggets).

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