[–] Scooter_Death 0 points 17 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago
Because that’s the end-all, be-all of their lives. It represents the love and sex they’ll never get. By the way, the shitladies were not salivating at the sight of the beetus. They were trying not to puke.
[–] anoncastillo 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
"Also I haven't gotten laid in years and even though I tried to seductively suck the grease off my fingers they didn't even flirt with me ;_;"
[–] BigMatteson ago
They were sad because you're not long for this world, honey.