[–] SeriousNiggerFaggot 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I grew up on Taco Bell, McDonald's and Wendy's since my dad was permanently drunk (didn't grocery shop) and friends either worked there or we'd pull receipts out of the garbage for the ol "I got the wrong order" scam.
I used to catch catfish from the pond behind our house, eat freezer burned 6 year old elk meat and systematically hit every neighbor in our sub development with the "I'm making a dish for a school pot luck and just need a quart of milk and four eggs since my mom is working late tonight and we're out" scam. I've eaten frogs, squirrels, pigeon, crow, rattlesnake, rabbits and just about anything else that can be killed with a pellet gun.
I know what starvation mode really is and I'll gladly hit it again than eat fast food. Every time I'm dumb enough to eat that shit I end up with diarrhea or constipation and that's saying something coming from a guy with the stomach of a billy goat who could normally set a clock by his bowl movements. The funny part is I still eat lot's of wild creatures and am always up for trying something new and exotic