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[–] Prophet_60091_ 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

This is so fucking retarded, written by people who don't fucking understand the internet or how technology works. It's a giant fucking magic black box to them and they think they can legislate on it. How the fuck are things uploaded to the internet going to be checked against a database of copyrighted works exactly? Who's responsible for deep packet analysis for memes? Who the fuck is going to maintain this "database"? How are people going to access it? Will there be an API? This whole thing is super fucking retarded.

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[–] obvious_throwaway1 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

The EU cracks me up, because they don't bother to actually conclude any of their laws feasability to implement. Instead, they put the burden on the vendors.

In other words, it was never intended to be followed to begin with and is their loophole way of simply banning things they don't like while deflecting the reasons and blame. They're exceptionally good at it because the EU public are pussified unarmed lemmings with no rights living in a totalitarian nanny state.

Fuck 'em.

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[–] dooob 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Or what? I mean, what happens if a US website doesnt comply?

edit: EU putting tariffs on US meme's? Jk, obviously EU wants control of everyone's database.

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[–] BlackGrapeDrank 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

  • the E Jew

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[–] Broc_Lia 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

It'll probably be wrapped up in some "free trade" agreement.

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[–] theoldones 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

court cases have been waged over whether the US needs to follow the EUs orders and the precedent has been "fuck off we fought a war to leave you."

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[–] Gorillion 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Yes, the US should never be subject to English or Euro Law.
We can choose to agree on things, but there should never be a context where they can dictate anything, ever.

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[–] derram 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

https://tweetsave.com/eff/status/1009365088191569920 :

EFF on Twitter: "BREAKING: The EU JURI committee has passed #Article13. This requires sites to filter all submissions against a database of copyrighted works—creating a #CensorshipMachine that puts thousands of daily activities and millions of Internet users at the mercy of algorithmic filters."


This has been an automated message.

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[–] Gorillion 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

algorithmic filters

Reminder "algorithmic filters" = Tech Sweatshop full of pajeets working from official hit lists, with a central Western office staffed by SJWs who make personally motivated decisions on what to block.

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[–] theoldones 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

alt-tech will work around this and not give a fuck.

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[–] sore_ass_losers 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Munge up the image a bit so it won't compare according to their algorithms. Build this into the meme builder sites.

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[–] fat_b0i 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Deep fry that meme, man.

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[–] PewterKey 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I just don't understand how this is going to work. Are they sending/comparing Hashes, literally salt the hash and it's broken. Editing the picture even slightly would also void it.

Are they sending the whole file to some server? Youtube, Imgur/reddit or Facebook alone would DDOS it into the ground. Plus the files could be distorted in a way that makes matching difficult, like over compressing or converting to obscure formats. And this isn't even malicious yet. A malicious website owner might send multiple copies of the same file (maybe with some transformations) to be extra careful about the law. Or might convert pictures into a singleframe high framerate HD video to bulk test. Or the reverse and extract frames of a video as pictures that each individually are tested. The more someone thinks about it the more they will find to break.

Is it manual comparison? Youtube alone gets something like a day's worth of video every minute. Facebook likely is similar. It's literally impossible for humans, unless some magically EU cash is coming out of no where. Plus this would likely still have a huge number of false positives and false negatives.

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[–] theoldones 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

"oopsies, it looks the file we sent off to the the auth server was getting distorted and that for many months we havent been enforcing this"

new website outside their jurisdiction appears

"come use our website! we dont use article 13 and never will."

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[–] XSS1337 1 point 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

This is just the beginning to V for Vendetta.... Que plague and disease. . .