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[–] enginedriver13 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Don’t forget all those roly-poly, chubby-cheeked famine sufferers in the old days in China and India! It’s amazing they weren’t all wiped out by the beetus.

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[–] beeetus 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago 

Are people really this fucking retarded

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[–] rainbow_ashtray 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

Okay...

  • Caloric deficit = Body doesn't get all the external fuel it needs
  • Body doesn't get all the external fuel it needs = Body can't use the stored internal fuel
  • Body can't use the stored internal fuel = Body stores all external fuel as internal fuel

Another walking wonder living off of air and love alone? Why does it need double portions, then? Fuck off, fatass.

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[–] CuriosityOnFire 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I'd venture to guess that by the time it runs out of blood glucose levels, insulin will fall to allow burning of fat.

Has anyone ever fainted from fasting while weighting a ton?

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[–] rainbow_ashtray 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

You mean... "muh sugahs"? x) I could imagine them fainting during a (purely hypothetical) fast, it's a form of stress they're not used to - as bullshitty as that sounds in that case.

I guess they experience the biological equivalent of integer overflow. As soon as their blood glucose level rises over 256 (512? What's the world record for sugahs?), their body treats it as 0, thus no sugahs left in the blood.

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[–] 13068769? 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Info is just starting to come out that the longer it has been since you have eaten the MORE efficient your body gets at accessing fat stores. I fast for 8 to 16 hours all the time lately (pretty much by addiction) and the worst you have to deal with is passing hunger pains/pangs

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[–] 13068757? 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

This is why a lot of fat people SHOULDN'T exercise, because of their inherent, lazy, self-gratificating personalities. You don't need to exercise to not be fat and plenty of these people watch one show on an elliptical or recumbent bike and then go home for "double portions!"

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[–] ChicagoSunroof 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

And all the #hashtags! This woman sounds like a disaster.

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[–] 13068774? 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Because her horrible, fat-phobic doctor keeps telling her that if by some miracle her body can get pregnant (which most ultra fats cannot), the likelihood of being able to find her vagina a second time to deliver the baby is low.

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[–] fatis4punching 1 point 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

So Holocaust victims are immortal, right?

...right, guys?

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[–] zaimenellen 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I often ask myself how all the people in concetration camps was skinny fatfobic bitches. They didn't allow real women and real people in? Nazis was evil!

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[–] MoltenFat 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Why did I lose 30 pounds then on my 40 days of fasting?

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[–] ImPhilippe 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

my brain hurts from reading that

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