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[–] fatis4punching 1 point 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

So Holocaust victims are immortal, right?

...right, guys?

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[–] zaimenellen 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I often ask myself how all the people in concetration camps was skinny fatfobic bitches. They didn't allow real women and real people in? Nazis was evil!

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[–] ImPhilippe 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

my brain hurts from reading that

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[–] CuriosityOnFire 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

There's a secret burried deep behind hefty access fees by Capitalist shitlord Lord Mc the Third:

You can't die of fasting unless you run out fat and finally, the rest.

Insulin blocks the McFatBurningDirectorate. So eat foods that are low on netcarbs or the glycemic index. Or burn the sugar in your blood so insulin can lower without making you hypersugar or whatever

-A nation's wealth is determined by its willingness to fight and the number, locations and quality of McNukes it has

-Envoy of Lord Mc The Third

No longer will production bow to looters. Now we irradiate their habitats, level their capital and contaminate their air and themselves.

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[–] jeffjeff 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I've heard they tried starving themselves fat during the famine in Ethiopia 30 years back. Didn't work.

Perhaps some of these beasts could submit their speshul juhnetiks to medical science to work out how they do it.

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[–] enginedriver13 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Don’t forget all those roly-poly, chubby-cheeked famine sufferers in the old days in China and India! It’s amazing they weren’t all wiped out by the beetus.

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[–] beeetus 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago 

Are people really this fucking retarded

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[–] rainbow_ashtray 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

Okay...

  • Caloric deficit = Body doesn't get all the external fuel it needs
  • Body doesn't get all the external fuel it needs = Body can't use the stored internal fuel
  • Body can't use the stored internal fuel = Body stores all external fuel as internal fuel

Another walking wonder living off of air and love alone? Why does it need double portions, then? Fuck off, fatass.

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[–] 13068757? 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

This is why a lot of fat people SHOULDN'T exercise, because of their inherent, lazy, self-gratificating personalities. You don't need to exercise to not be fat and plenty of these people watch one show on an elliptical or recumbent bike and then go home for "double portions!"

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[–] CuriosityOnFire 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I'd venture to guess that by the time it runs out of blood glucose levels, insulin will fall to allow burning of fat.

Has anyone ever fainted from fasting while weighting a ton?

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[–] 13068769? 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Info is just starting to come out that the longer it has been since you have eaten the MORE efficient your body gets at accessing fat stores. I fast for 8 to 16 hours all the time lately (pretty much by addiction) and the worst you have to deal with is passing hunger pains/pangs

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[–] rainbow_ashtray 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

You mean... "muh sugahs"? x) I could imagine them fainting during a (purely hypothetical) fast, it's a form of stress they're not used to - as bullshitty as that sounds in that case.

I guess they experience the biological equivalent of integer overflow. As soon as their blood glucose level rises over 256 (512? What's the world record for sugahs?), their body treats it as 0, thus no sugahs left in the blood.

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[–] hellno 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

That is not true. Exersise for normal people can fuel off a good salad with grains. For beetus barge they need sugahs to make thier fuel because they fucked up thier endocrine system with fat!

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[–] 13068781? ago 

Exercise for normal people can fuel off nothing more than minimal fat stores. If endurance athletes weren't so disgustingly thin they wouldn't need to do all this carbing up

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[–] fight_the_darkness 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Inuit don't go for none of that shit. All you need is raw meat, raw fish, and plenty of seal blood. 10 months a year without fruit, grains, vegetables, or dairy.

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[–] 13068777? ago 

Because of our digusting modern food system most of us don't have access to food that would be safe to eat raw. I mean you absolutely have a gut full of parasites but most people used to.

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[–] EvilSeagull ago 

I thought the Inuit ate the stomach contents of reindeer to get greens.

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