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[–] hellno 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

That is not true. Exersise for normal people can fuel off a good salad with grains. For beetus barge they need sugahs to make thier fuel because they fucked up thier endocrine system with fat!

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[–] 13068781? ago 

Exercise for normal people can fuel off nothing more than minimal fat stores. If endurance athletes weren't so disgustingly thin they wouldn't need to do all this carbing up

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[–] fight_the_darkness 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Inuit don't go for none of that shit. All you need is raw meat, raw fish, and plenty of seal blood. 10 months a year without fruit, grains, vegetables, or dairy.

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[–] EvilSeagull ago 

I thought the Inuit ate the stomach contents of reindeer to get greens.

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[–] 13068777? ago 

Because of our digusting modern food system most of us don't have access to food that would be safe to eat raw. I mean you absolutely have a gut full of parasites but most people used to.

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[–] CuriosityOnFire 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

There's a secret burried deep behind hefty access fees by Capitalist shitlord Lord Mc the Third:

You can't die of fasting unless you run out fat and finally, the rest.

Insulin blocks the McFatBurningDirectorate. So eat foods that are low on netcarbs or the glycemic index. Or burn the sugar in your blood so insulin can lower without making you hypersugar or whatever

-A nation's wealth is determined by its willingness to fight and the number, locations and quality of McNukes it has

-Envoy of Lord Mc The Third

No longer will production bow to looters. Now we irradiate their habitats, level their capital and contaminate their air and themselves.

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[–] 13068752? ago 

This is the garbage they were teaching personal trainers to teach people in the early 2000's. It is a great business model.

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[–] jeffjeff 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I've heard they tried starving themselves fat during the famine in Ethiopia 30 years back. Didn't work.

Perhaps some of these beasts could submit their speshul juhnetiks to medical science to work out how they do it.

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[–] glassuser ago 

But... that's not how it works. That's nothing like how it works.

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[–] Naught405 ago 

DAE metabolize?!1? XDecksdee

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[–] elcob32 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

That must be why anorexics always look fat when they see themselves in the mirror.

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[–] WORF_MOTORBOATS_TROI 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Thats some of the dumbes shit I've ever read.

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