[–] i_scream_trucks 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Yup. The Simpsons already did it.
Thanks Matt Groening
[–] Simonbelmont27 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
You can buy a pre-made insecticide to spray along the baseboards of the house at a hardware store. This stuff you can mix yourself and is super-effective:
[–] i_scream_trucks 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
Kill them with fire.
Again, as for the fuckin roaches.... get a couple of pet frogs? Chickens in the house?
[–] lord_nougat 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Oh man, we totally tried this way back when we lived in a shithole house in a shithole part of town infested with roaches - fuck what a dump... but how hilariously entertaining it was watching the chicken gleefully run around the kitchen eating every insect he could find! He said all sorts of funny things as he did it, too!
Then one day, he realised he was a rooster and suddenly started to just be a complete dick to everyone all the time. Also, the chicken poops all over the floor were not great. But it was fun for a few weeks there.
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[–] The_Duke_of_Dabs ago
This isnt the answer to our bug migration problems @SyriansAreTerrorists! Its such a long game when you play that way!
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[–] lord_nougat 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
That's pretty good, but Fluoroantimonic acid is even better!
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[–] i_scream_trucks 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Insecticide in a carpet cleaner.
That just sounds like an overly agressive way to remove yourself from the gene pool.
[–] Gringojones 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Bug bomb first. Then use the granules that you spread on the ground. Wait until its about to rain before you spread them.
There are also plants that you can surround the house with that will keep bugs away. I'm not sure what they are. But an Internet search will tell you.