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[–] Scooter_Death 0 points 42 points (+42|-0) ago 

“I’ll do anything to lose weight! ANYTHING!! Halp me!”

“Ok, eat less?”

“You’re rude! Fuck you!”

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[–] shitlordius_prime 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

lmao you just invented weightwatchers

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[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

I like you're thinking but that's way to complicated for fatty boombatty.

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[–] vastrightwing 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

If I suggest stop eating sugar, fat and salt, I'd be labeled a hater. So instead I'll say, be a victim, there's nothing wrong with you: it's thin privilege. Some people are born with it. Lol.

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[–] Dominus_Stercae 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

That's pretty much where we are now. Encourage them to eat more calories with less nutrition. They don't listen to anything else, anyway.

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[–] Placetohide 0 points 28 points (+28|-0) ago 

Eat vegetables? What the hell are you trying to do, kill me?

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[–] Extex 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

This reminds me of the deathfat that broke down into tears when presented with a piece of broccoli.

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[–] Rshack 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

That was so amazing! I loved watching her break down sobbing over a fucking VEGETABLE!!!

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[–] ayra_now11 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago 

"How should I lose weight?" "Change your eating habits." "You fatphobe!"

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[–] Twentyonepointthree 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Even more accurate, and thus absurd:

"How do I change my eating habits?"

"Change your eating habits."

"No way, forget it!"

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[–] fabulousalpaca 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

How the hell is that even rude? Stupid fats.

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[–] GnosticPizza 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

They are delusional and wanted the reply to be something like "Diet? Oh no girl you're beautiful let's get burgers and icecream."

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[–] Dominus_Stercae 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Reminds me of this pathetic beast (2m 30s video snippet) See the part where she actually recoils from a brussels sprout and starts crying (about 2minutes in).

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[–] rainbow_ashtray 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago  (edited ago)

If she's that much of an evolutionary mishap, let her roll in deep-fried starch and fat until she dies - even doing what she loves most. There's just no light on the horizon if they're that deep into all that shit. I'm also surprised that she's not even fatter after years and years of eating like this.

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[–] wanderingblade 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

This is honestly the funniest fucking thing I've seen all week

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[–] altident 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Then obviously you haven't seen this. (NSFW language)

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[–] fatsallfolks 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Oh my GOD the level of childish over reacting over a fucking brussel sprout. What a cunt.

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[–] Dominus_Stercae ago 

A small part of the reason I think we should encourage them. Most are beyond redemption.

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[–] hellno 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Holy projection Batman. Lol. Just add salt and oil to everything, would be my suggestion

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[–] wildSHITLORDappeared 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Any more salt would probably be lethal. Do it!

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[–] 13049109? 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Gives a correct answer STOP FAT SHAMING ME Gives another correct answer NO!! I'M LEAVING NOW TO EAT AGAIN

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[–] cabbageroom 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

In all seriousness though, what did it actually expect to hear?

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[–] Juleskinke 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

"You can continue eating whatever you want, just don't eat after 8 p.m.". "Switch out your bernaise sauce and ketchup with light versions". "Eat more licorice, it burns calories".

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