[–] Scooter_Death 0 points 42 points 42 points (+42|-0) ago
“I’ll do anything to lose weight! ANYTHING!! Halp me!”
“Ok, eat less?”
“You’re rude! Fuck you!”
[–] [deleted] 0 points 21 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago
[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
I like you're thinking but that's way to complicated for fatty boombatty.
[–] shitlordius_prime 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
lmao you just invented weightwatchers
[–] vastrightwing 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
If I suggest stop eating sugar, fat and salt, I'd be labeled a hater. So instead I'll say, be a victim, there's nothing wrong with you: it's thin privilege. Some people are born with it. Lol.
[–] Dominus_Stercae 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
That's pretty much where we are now. Encourage them to eat more calories with less nutrition. They don't listen to anything else, anyway.
[–] fabulousalpaca 0 points 13 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago
How the hell is that even rude? Stupid fats.
[–] GnosticPizza 0 points 13 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago
They are delusional and wanted the reply to be something like "Diet? Oh no girl you're beautiful let's get burgers and icecream."
[–] wildSHITLORDappeared 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Any more salt would probably be lethal. Do it!
[–] Placetohide 0 points 28 points 28 points (+28|-0) ago
Eat vegetables? What the hell are you trying to do, kill me?
[–] Dominus_Stercae 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
It's a waste of time trying to help the vast majority of fat fucks, IME. The very few that have it in them will figure it out for themselves.
[–] ayra_now11 0 points 19 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago
"How should I lose weight?" "Change your eating habits." "You fatphobe!"
[–] Twentyonepointthree 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago
Even more accurate, and thus absurd:
"How do I change my eating habits?"
"Change your eating habits."
"No way, forget it!"