[–] Dominus_Stercae 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago (edited ago)
Reminds me of this pathetic beast (2m 30s video snippet) See the part where she actually recoils from a brussels sprout and starts crying (about 2minutes in).
[–] wanderingblade 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
This is honestly the funniest fucking thing I've seen all week
[–] rainbow_ashtray 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago (edited ago)
If she's that much of an evolutionary mishap, let her roll in deep-fried starch and fat until she dies - even doing what she loves most. There's just no light on the horizon if they're that deep into all that shit. I'm also surprised that she's not even fatter after years and years of eating like this.
[–] fatsallfolks 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Oh my GOD the level of childish over reacting over a fucking brussel sprout. What a cunt.
[–] Dominus_Stercae ago
A small part of the reason I think we should encourage them. Most are beyond redemption.
[–] cabbageroom 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
In all seriousness though, what did it actually expect to hear?
[–] Juleskinke 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
"You can continue eating whatever you want, just don't eat after 8 p.m.". "Switch out your bernaise sauce and ketchup with light versions". "Eat more licorice, it burns calories".
[–] ExceptionEncountered 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
Eat tree sap! That's my favorite tip. Nobody believes it, but you replace a meal a day with bitter plant saps, BAM, weight loss.