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[–] GoddammitMrNoodle 0 points 30 points (+30|-0) ago 

This is a joke site, like The Onion, right? Otherwise there's some mighty gullible 'reporters' out there.

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[–] Wowbagger 0 points 26 points (+26|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's a satire site. EDIT- Just read the other headlines. It's pathetic that things are so crazy this one is so convincing.

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[–] SChalice [S] 1 point 6 points (+7|-1) ago 

Yeah, I believed it for a second as well

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[–] SirDigbyChikenCaesar 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

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[–] GoddammitMrNoodle 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Good catch. Also, that's fucking hilarious.

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[–] NoRagrets 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

World News Daily Report assumes all responsibility for the satirical nature of its articles and for the fictional nature of their content. All characters appearing in the articles in this website – even those based on real people – are entirely fictional and any resemblance between them and any person, living, dead or undead, is purely a miracle.

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[–] Broc_Lia 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Probably not, but I'd cheer you on to sue the physician who recommended it to them on health grounds.

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[–] Wowbagger 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

He's got a strong case. What the fuck were they thinking, raising him in a time and place where white males are being institutionally shit on? If they wanted him to succeed in life they should have raised him in the 1950s.

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[–] American-Patriot 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

Why has not this loser punk killed himself to rid the world of the WHITE DEVIL! lol What a pathetic creature.

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[–] errihu 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Because it's made up and never happened. Joke site. Poe's law is starting to kick in, though.

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[–] GoldShekelSteinBerg 2 points -1 points (+1|-2) ago 

This is what the kikes that brainwash and push communism do to our children.

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[–] IDintDoNuthin 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

Im White/Asian, some voater is calling me a race traitor and implying I should die [yea, I have tears flowing as I type this]. I'm going to sue my parents for not being born 100% White. Exactly! WTF

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[–] CheeseboogersGhost 2 points -2 points (+0|-2) ago  (edited ago)

I doubt you're white. You're most likely jew/Asian. and nobody said anything about you dying. That halfbreed brain of yours is scrambled.

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[–] IDintDoNuthin 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

You are an actual closet homosexual with the middle name Gullible.

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[–] zerozen77 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Pretty sure voat is being raided by tumblr.

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[–] puckfai 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I haven't seen the furry porn yet

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[–] Proxima 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Fake news, thats the kid who killed that toddler.

Its a screen shot of him fucking crying in court for getting life sentence LOLL

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[–] Thetiedyeguy ago 

Beat me to it.

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