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[–] WickedVocalist 1 point -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

Make fun of my fat now that your weight loss powder got you caught up.

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[–] koalling 1 point -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

So brave.

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[–] i_scream_trucks ago 

That explains the anger management problem and delusions of importance.

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[–] Snort ago 

So #MeToo spawned from a drug charge defense?

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[–] i_scream_trucks ago  (edited ago)

"Here is a totally empty new identical wallet to that McGowan bitches with nothing but a brand new legit drivers license and coke in it."

"Now go find out when shes on a plane, get a job cleaning the plane, claim you found the wallet, then say its hers. Simples?"

Totally makes more sense than "oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck i just left my wallet that i smuggled drugs in on the plane"

If face with a choice between malice or stupidity, always assume stupidity. Malice requires a certwin level of intelligence.

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[–] BlackSheepBrouhaha 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

See what you can do when you have friends in Mossad?

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[–] lord_nougat 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Do they have to be inserted ALL THE WAY into mossad? Because I don't think I'd want to still be friends with them in that case.

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[–] bourbonexpert 1 point 1 point (+2|-1) ago 

Hahahahhahahahahahhahhahhahahaah

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[–] edistojim 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Hey, thats not mine………….

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…………………

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