[–] billyjackthemac 0 points 17 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago
so my choices are to tolerate a fat, smelly, lazy piece of shit or just buy and umbrella/throw on another blanket...decisions, decisions..
[–] szopjal_lovat 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
Using a woman as an umbrella or heater is totally not objectifying.
[–] DopeandDiamonds 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
It is ok to hate fat people because they hate me as well. I thought we are not supposed to judge based on appearance. Seems HAES is not as accepting as they make it out to be.
Thin does not equal unhealthy
[–] veganandnotfat 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Something tells me he's never had sex with someone under a size 24
[–] PinballWizard 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Yeah, when he said "omg from esperience", I knew he was lying about everything. Probably crying while he was typing...
[–] EffMrsDeathFat 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Can you imagine the smell though from having to handle the folds? I think I'm going to lose my lunch.
[–] REEEperMan 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Eclipsing the Sun is the only thing hamplanets are good at.
[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
My god fit people sex is the BEST. I know what it's like to be scrawny and weak and have sex with a scrawny weak guy, and now that I'm super fit and my man is, our sex can last hours and we can cum multiple times. Sex is hard work! Usually we're super sweaty and exhausted afterwards but it's because we're thrusting like crazy, jumping up and down, moving each other all over the place, balancing, lifting, experimenting... need I say more.
[–] ScreaminMime 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I imagine fatties sweat just as much just lying there next to one another... finishing off another gallon of Hog'n'daz. The difference being you guys change the sheets after!
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
How do you believe that a fatarse can do more anything (except eat) than a thin person?
[–] SimplySlimLayla 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago
"Provide warmth" oh god what
[–] TrudeauianEyebrow 0 points 14 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago
Yeah, I've got these crazy new inventions called a furnace and blankets.
Also I'm 6'5"...if a woman gives me shade I'm fucking running for the hills.
[–] NotYourDoctor 0 points 21 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago
No want snu-snu with Amazons?
[–] CognitiveDissident5 3 points -1 points 2 points (+2|-3) ago
Love the user name! I'm currently blocked from Fascistbook for pointing out that trudeauian eyebrows are used by trannies.
[–] Naught405 ago
Don't you know shitlord? Being covered in a thick layer of natures own insulation leads to bad circulation, bad skin, nerve damage oh wait, no I meant cuddlessss -uu-*
[–] RabbisSukBabyDikBlud 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
The shade part got me. A little to the left dear.
[–] fabulousalpaca 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Any guys I've been with are usually warm enough as it is. Never had anyone who needed me to keep them warm.
[–] DorothyMantooth 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Yeah, I joke with my husband all the time that he's like a human radiator. I've never had a boyfriend or man whose body temp didn't seem way higher than mine.