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[–] SimplySlimLayla 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

"Provide warmth" oh god what

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[–] TrudeauianEyebrow 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

Yeah, I've got these crazy new inventions called a furnace and blankets.

Also I'm 6'5"...if a woman gives me shade I'm fucking running for the hills.

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[–] NotYourDoctor 0 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago 

No want snu-snu with Amazons?

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[–] CognitiveDissident5 3 points -1 points (+2|-3) ago 

Love the user name! I'm currently blocked from Fascistbook for pointing out that trudeauian eyebrows are used by trannies.

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[–] Naught405 ago 

Don't you know shitlord? Being covered in a thick layer of natures own insulation leads to bad circulation, bad skin, nerve damage oh wait, no I meant cuddlessss -uu-*

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[–] RabbisSukBabyDikBlud 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

The shade part got me. A little to the left dear.

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[–] fabulousalpaca 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Any guys I've been with are usually warm enough as it is. Never had anyone who needed me to keep them warm.

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[–] DorothyMantooth 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Yeah, I joke with my husband all the time that he's like a human radiator. I've never had a boyfriend or man whose body temp didn't seem way higher than mine.

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[–] billyjackthemac 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

so my choices are to tolerate a fat, smelly, lazy piece of shit or just buy and umbrella/throw on another blanket...decisions, decisions..

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[–] szopjal_lovat 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Using a woman as an umbrella or heater is totally not objectifying.

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[–] 13023217? 2 points -1 points (+1|-2) ago 

But somehow using her as a leg rest is??

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[–] DopeandDiamonds 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

It is ok to hate fat people because they hate me as well. I thought we are not supposed to judge based on appearance. Seems HAES is not as accepting as they make it out to be.

Thin does not equal unhealthy

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[–] veganandnotfat 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Something tells me he's never had sex with someone under a size 24

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[–] PinballWizard 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Yeah, when he said "omg from esperience", I knew he was lying about everything. Probably crying while he was typing...

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[–] EffMrsDeathFat 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Can you imagine the smell though from having to handle the folds? I think I'm going to lose my lunch.

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[–] REEEperMan 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Eclipsing the Sun is the only thing hamplanets are good at.

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[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

My god fit people sex is the BEST. I know what it's like to be scrawny and weak and have sex with a scrawny weak guy, and now that I'm super fit and my man is, our sex can last hours and we can cum multiple times. Sex is hard work! Usually we're super sweaty and exhausted afterwards but it's because we're thrusting like crazy, jumping up and down, moving each other all over the place, balancing, lifting, experimenting... need I say more.

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[–] ScreaminMime 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I imagine fatties sweat just as much just lying there next to one another... finishing off another gallon of Hog'n'daz. The difference being you guys change the sheets after!

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[–] 13025066? 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

This guy is such a beta, he not only fucks fatties, he has to virtue signal to be able to fuck a fattie.

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

How do you believe that a fatarse can do more anything (except eat) than a thin person?

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