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[–] TheBuddha ago 

Ah... I probably actually have more honey than you. I give it away - with great frequency. I'm pretty sure all my friends are stocked in honey, blueberries, and possibly game and soon to be beef.

I wasn't kidding about sitting on the hive for lunch. Just don't block the opening or shake it around - or blow on 'em. They don't like CO2, or so I'm told. Something about it makes 'em mad. That may be legend, but I don't know. He has more bees than I do - and he doesn't wear a bee suit. I don't wear one 'cause I'm not a bee keeper. If I wore one, it'd just be for sexy time with the missus.

(We're kinky like that!)

If you were local, I'd tell you come on in and put up some bee boxes. I don't mind. I've got TONS of field acreage. I even have an orchard and berries that aren't blueberries. (Raspberries and blackberries.) You can stuff 'em right outside the horse fields, on the non-horse-containing side of the fence. I don't care.

I won't charge a damned thing - except it'd be nice if you'd give me some honey that we can put at our farm stand. I've already got more honey than I use.

(You should see my maple syrup stash! It's also delicious!)