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[–] XSS1337 ago 

....time to find another planet to hide bodies....

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[–] lord_nougat ago 

Just stick them all in Uranus!

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[–] CheeseboogersGhost 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

hahaha they must need MOAR FUNDING!!! Oy vey, yes yes, we found a microscopic fossil of a germ that lived 86 trillion years ago on the red planet when water was there. There isn't anything there today, goys: http://www.marsanomalyresearch.com/

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[–] Subtenko ago 

It will be "something something...which means there could have been water/ice/mountains"

K

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[–] 12969504? 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

jews

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[–] lord_nougat 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Ah. That explains what killed Mars!

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[–] Ta1co1ma1 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

All of these major announcements end up being nothing major in the minds of most people.

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[–] 9-11 2 points -2 points (+0|-2) ago 

"we found trace methane"

And they imply contrary to all evidence that this is special in some way.

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[–] Bolux 1 point -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

How about we get to the moon first.

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[–] TeddyJackson 2 points -1 points (+1|-2) ago 

The rover isn't on Mars. It is on the largest uninhabited island in the world. In Canada near the Arctic circle.

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[–] 12969749? 2 points -1 points (+1|-2) ago  (edited ago)

Yeah it will be some gay stupid shape in the dust that means that a billlion years ago maybe there was water there or maybe it is just a shape in the dust ... but if you give them another billion to waste on pedo shit and fake astronauts they will know then FOR SURE THIS TIME...

I present to you:

EXHIBIT A: Starts at 1 minute https://www.hooktube.com/watch?v=EFUJW1r6YVo

And Exhibit B: https://www.hooktube.com/watch?v=dLLBAepiLDc

Enjoy!

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