[–] CheeseboogersGhost 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
hahaha they must need MOAR FUNDING!!! Oy vey, yes yes, we found a microscopic fossil of a germ that lived 86 trillion years ago on the red planet when water was there. There isn't anything there today, goys: http://www.marsanomalyresearch.com/
[–] TeddyJackson 2 points -1 points 1 point (+1|-2) ago
The rover isn't on Mars. It is on the largest uninhabited island in the world. In Canada near the Arctic circle.
[–] 12969749? 2 points -1 points 1 point (+1|-2) ago (edited ago)
Yeah it will be some gay stupid shape in the dust that means that a billlion years ago maybe there was water there or maybe it is just a shape in the dust ... but if you give them another billion to waste on pedo shit and fake astronauts they will know then FOR SURE THIS TIME...
I present to you:
EXHIBIT A: Starts at 1 minute https://www.hooktube.com/watch?v=EFUJW1r6YVo
And Exhibit B: https://www.hooktube.com/watch?v=dLLBAepiLDc
Enjoy!
[–] XSS1337 ago
....time to find another planet to hide bodies....
[–] lord_nougat ago
Just stick them all in Uranus!