[–] Shitwherever 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
They conveniently failed to mention “boobs bigger than urs” at the end.
[–] Sarcastatron_9000 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
She probably isn't fit or attractive enough for a fit muscular man to want to date anyway.
[–] Thereturnstudent 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Why go for excellence when you can have a fat fuck?
[–] ScarletNite 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
So you want an alcoholic?
[–] ughpierson 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
not just any type of alcoholic, but one that's still in his frat boy phase of downing cheap beer on the regular
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[–] mybrotherans ago
The only thing that's grown since college with these people is their waistlines.
[–] mybrotherans 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Why is snuggling with a fatass supposedly "better?" I have no interest in being suffocated by warm, clammy silly putty.