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[–] mybrotherans 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Why is snuggling with a fatass supposedly "better?" I have no interest in being suffocated by warm, clammy silly putty.

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[–] TrollHard ago 

"with pecs bigger than boobs" - SOMEONE clearly has never had a boyfriend, or seen any man naked; let alone a fit one...

  • nevermind, probably won't wrote this after getting her first Fat phuck

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[–] Shitwherever 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

They conveniently failed to mention “boobs bigger than urs” at the end.

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[–] YamaMaya 1 point 1 point (+2|-1) ago 

Guy with sixpack: can keep going in bed as long as it takes Dadbod: pumps 3 times and gets too tired to continue.

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[–] Sarcastatron_9000 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

She probably isn't fit or attractive enough for a fit muscular man to want to date anyway.

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[–] Thereturnstudent 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Why go for excellence when you can have a fat fuck?

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[–] ScarletNite 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

So you want an alcoholic?

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[–] ughpierson 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

not just any type of alcoholic, but one that's still in his frat boy phase of downing cheap beer on the regular

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[–] mybrotherans ago 

The only thing that's grown since college with these people is their waistlines.

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