[–] Lordbananafist 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
this isn't a darwin award unless he was trying to fuck the shark's mouth
thoughts and prayers for mr. silva and his penis... wherever it is
The shark struck just as lifeguards stationed on the beach had told the 18-year-old to come closer to the shore.
He had been ordered by his mother not to go to the beach following a horrendous shark attack in April in which a 34-year-old tourist lost an arm and a leg.
I concur that it's a bit of an edge case in that he wasn't being actively retarded.
[–] Holonomic ago
Someone posted a vid of this on LL a day or so ago. It looked pretty bad, but it was hard to see how life-threatening it was. Too bad the kid died. Goes to show that when you are flapping around in the water you ARE a potential snack.