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[–] thelma 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I think she's finally realizing...but, wait, McDonalds on the corner.....

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[–] Lurkerontheroof 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Rolled my eyes so hard at the first sentence -- fucking hell, where are these body cops they reeee so much about? And where can we get some over here in California which allegedly is sooo superficial and body-conscious? Seriously I'd LOVE to have police bouncing heifers and mayos off our beaches. That voice that's telling you that you don't have a beach body is the spark of humanity that hasn't been suffocated by brain lard yet, damn.

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[–] Thereturnstudent 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

"Imagine any of that happening..."

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[–] SpaceRace 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Imagine riding around in a fancy car with a sun roof while complaining via a $600 portable computer connected to the largest knowledge base that man has created.

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[–] PenguinOrgy 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

No one is entitled to beauty and happiness. Hell even in the US constitution you're only allowed the persuit of happiness. Gotta earn that shit, my dear.

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[–] CognitiveDissident5 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Imagine shutting the fuck up.

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[–] YamaMaya 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

If you are still fat then no, you do not deserve to subject others to your thunder thighs.

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[–] vastrightwing 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Consequences are a bitch.

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