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[–] IDintDoNuthin 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Got me wondering, a suit of plate armor and effects could weigh maybe 120 lbs + say a 180 lb male warrior = 300 lbs which is about what this short cunt is weighing.

This doesnt complete my comparison, I know nothing about horses and comparing medieval horses used by knights versus the cow transport here.

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[–] McFluffy 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

well, there wernt many knights back then as the number of horses that could handle such a weight was probably very slim.

also, why use armor if you are on a horse? maybe arrow protection but i would have thought most "knights" were the jousting hit and run type. i cant really think that there were a lot of super heros that would ride in in full armor to jump off into a melee fray.

in either case if there were super armored dudes on horses riding into battle, its for a very short burst and also that horse is in their prime and probably wont ride into another battle.

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[–] DorothyMantooth 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

They were special horses, too: destriers. Destriers were stronger than regular horses, and built a little differently, so they could carry the extra weight. Just like you wouldn't hitch a racehorse to a plow, you wouldn't take your basic riding horse into battle or ride one wearing your armor; when you wore armor you rode your warhorse, which was bred from other warhorses for that specific purpose.

(There were a couple of different types of warhorses, but what they all had in common was extra strength.)

Fattina there isn't riding a destrier, though, she's just abusing some poor normal horse.

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I also know nothing about horses, but I imagine the answer is that they broke a lot of horses and didn't care.

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[–] 12910729? ago 

Those are just 2 saddle pads.

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[–] ScheissGraefin 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

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[–] VoatieMcVoatFace 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I know this pic is shopped because any more than 185 or 200 lbs could brake a horses back. This 400 lbs heffer couldnt even get on a horse unless there are cranes and harness involved.

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[–] hellno 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Shes as big as a fucking horse. What the fuck.

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[–] FickleFlame107 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I so pray that isn't real.

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[–] Siacca 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Any self respecting owner wouldn't let that heifer ride their horse. There is a weight limit for what a horse can safely carry, and that disgusting blob is way over it. That poor horse is going to be swayback by the end of the day.

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[–] jeffjeff 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Shit like that should be illegal. I don't know much about horses and even I know it's far too fat to be riding a horse of that size.

I wonder if it had to be winched into the saddle.

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