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[–] 12904838? 0 points 37 points (+37|-0) ago 

That statement is so incoherent that it doesn’t even qualify as wrong.

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[–] Siacca [S] 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

The fact that it was uttered by a Dorito dumpster automatically makes it wrong.

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[–] WhiteSurvivalist 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

"All I did was drink water and breathe and I STILL GAINED DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND!?"

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[–] SChalice 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Probiotics

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[–] Siacca [S] 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

If ignorance is bliss, obeasts should be the happiest people on the planet.

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[–] GutterTrash 1 point 1 point (+2|-1) ago 

They are fatter than Buddha so they have that going for them.

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[–] Fitizen0 ago 

They are if their numerous Tumblr blogs and gassed IG posts are any indication.

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[–] stefwithanF 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

"my body digests pure calories"

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[–] Headshoulder 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

I had to read that line multiple times. Whats a pure calorie? Im so confused.

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[–] Siacca [S] 1 point 18 points (+19|-1) ago 

A calorie is a unit of measurement. It's the amount of energy required to raise one gram (one milliliter) of water by one degree Celsius. A kilocalorie (which is what you see on food labels as a Calorie) is the amount of energy required to raise one kilogram (one liter) of water by one degree Celsius.

The body does not digest calories. A calorie is a measurement of energy. This energy comes from breaking down food. This is just further proof that obeasts are retards that have no idea how the human body works but still try to make excuses for their own gluttony.

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[–] Whydoyouevencare 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

They assume since they don’t understand it, no one else does. Then they mix and match the words as they see fat.

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[–] ILoveBeingHuman 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

Do these beasts just automatically assume they're talking to someone as stupid as they are? No person of even average intelligence would fall for that load of greasy shit.

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[–] ranch-othelioma 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Yes.

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[–] PenguinOrgy 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago  (edited ago)

That's not how gut flora and digestive enzymes works, Susan.

At this point they're just picking terms and throwing whatever sounds good together.

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

But nutrients aren't the part that make you gain weight? Even if you "can't detect" nutrients and admit you still digest calories, then you simply admitted that the reason you are fat is because you eat too much.

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[–] NoTrueScotsman 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

That's amazing, we should get some scientists to dissect it.

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[–] Siacca [S] 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I'd prefer a nice vivisection. That's when scientists dissect something while it's still alive.

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[–] theepilepticferret 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Do you think it would smell better or worse while it was still alive? Either way, better get the peppermint oil

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