[–] PixieNovah 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
" by body doesn't absorb nutrients" Okay then you would fucking be DEAD, you a zombie?
[–] Placetohide 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
This makes no sense. Like, that's not even what a calorie is, I think? I'm not sure now, this statement has derailed my brain completely.
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
But nutrients aren't the part that make you gain weight? Even if you "can't detect" nutrients and admit you still digest calories, then you simply admitted that the reason you are fat is because you eat too much.
[–] NoTrueScotsman 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
That's amazing, we should get some scientists to dissect it.
[–] theepilepticferret 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Do you think it would smell better or worse while it was still alive? Either way, better get the peppermint oil
[–] Thereturnstudent 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Holy fat! I mean holy shit! This is even a new one for fats