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[–] Thereturnstudent 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Holy fat! I mean holy shit! This is even a new one for fats

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[–] wmeth 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I've heard something similar...

I'm hypoglycemic so my body pulls the sugar out of anything.

Just, fuckin die already.

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[–] TrollHard 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Lololololool

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[–] PixieNovah 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

" by body doesn't absorb nutrients" Okay then you would fucking be DEAD, you a zombie?

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[–] lorlipone 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

There's actually a procedure called a "Fecal Transplant," where they put someone else's poop in your butt to repopulate your gut bacteria.

The more you know!

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[–] Whizwit21 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Wouldn't a round of digestive enzymes and maybe some pre and probiotics also help kickstart the good bacteria? Throw in a greens powder first thing in the morning and I think she'd be out of excuses

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[–] Siacca [S] 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

That actually is the correct treatment after antibiotics if someone is having digestive issues. Fecal transplants are most commonly done to help patients suffering from recurrent infections of Clostridium difficile.

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[–] Siacca [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

They're actually working on making that into pill form. You'd literally be eating shit.

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[–] Placetohide 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

This makes no sense. Like, that's not even what a calorie is, I think? I'm not sure now, this statement has derailed my brain completely.

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

But nutrients aren't the part that make you gain weight? Even if you "can't detect" nutrients and admit you still digest calories, then you simply admitted that the reason you are fat is because you eat too much.

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[–] NoTrueScotsman 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

That's amazing, we should get some scientists to dissect it.

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[–] Siacca [S] 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I'd prefer a nice vivisection. That's when scientists dissect something while it's still alive.

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[–] theepilepticferret 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Do you think it would smell better or worse while it was still alive? Either way, better get the peppermint oil

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