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[–] Placetohide 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

This makes no sense. Like, that's not even what a calorie is, I think? I'm not sure now, this statement has derailed my brain completely.

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[–] lorlipone 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

There's actually a procedure called a "Fecal Transplant," where they put someone else's poop in your butt to repopulate your gut bacteria.

The more you know!

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[–] Whizwit21 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Wouldn't a round of digestive enzymes and maybe some pre and probiotics also help kickstart the good bacteria? Throw in a greens powder first thing in the morning and I think she'd be out of excuses

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[–] Siacca [S] 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

That actually is the correct treatment after antibiotics if someone is having digestive issues. Fecal transplants are most commonly done to help patients suffering from recurrent infections of Clostridium difficile.

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[–] Siacca [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

They're actually working on making that into pill form. You'd literally be eating shit.

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[–] 12904838? 0 points 37 points (+37|-0) ago 

That statement is so incoherent that it doesn’t even qualify as wrong.

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[–] WhiteSurvivalist 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

"All I did was drink water and breathe and I STILL GAINED DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND!?"

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[–] SChalice 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Probiotics

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[–] Siacca [S] 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

The fact that it was uttered by a Dorito dumpster automatically makes it wrong.

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[–] Siacca [S] 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

If ignorance is bliss, obeasts should be the happiest people on the planet.

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[–] GutterTrash 1 point 1 point (+2|-1) ago 

They are fatter than Buddha so they have that going for them.

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[–] Fitizen0 ago 

They are if their numerous Tumblr blogs and gassed IG posts are any indication.

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[–] NoTrueScotsman 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

That's amazing, we should get some scientists to dissect it.

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[–] Siacca [S] 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I'd prefer a nice vivisection. That's when scientists dissect something while it's still alive.

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[–] theepilepticferret 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Do you think it would smell better or worse while it was still alive? Either way, better get the peppermint oil

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[–] stefwithanF 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

"my body digests pure calories"

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[–] Whydoyouevencare 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

They assume since they don’t understand it, no one else does. Then they mix and match the words as they see fat.

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[–] Headshoulder 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

I had to read that line multiple times. Whats a pure calorie? Im so confused.

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[–] Siacca [S] 1 point 18 points (+19|-1) ago 

A calorie is a unit of measurement. It's the amount of energy required to raise one gram (one milliliter) of water by one degree Celsius. A kilocalorie (which is what you see on food labels as a Calorie) is the amount of energy required to raise one kilogram (one liter) of water by one degree Celsius.

The body does not digest calories. A calorie is a measurement of energy. This energy comes from breaking down food. This is just further proof that obeasts are retards that have no idea how the human body works but still try to make excuses for their own gluttony.