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[–] PenguinOrgy 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago  (edited ago)

That's not how gut flora and digestive enzymes works, Susan.

At this point they're just picking terms and throwing whatever sounds good together.

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[–] ILoveBeingHuman 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

Do these beasts just automatically assume they're talking to someone as stupid as they are? No person of even average intelligence would fall for that load of greasy shit.

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[–] ranch-othelioma 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Yes.

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[–] stefwithanF 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

"my body digests pure calories"

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[–] Whydoyouevencare 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

They assume since they don’t understand it, no one else does. Then they mix and match the words as they see fat.

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[–] Headshoulder 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

I had to read that line multiple times. Whats a pure calorie? Im so confused.

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[–] Siacca [S] 1 point 18 points (+19|-1) ago 

A calorie is a unit of measurement. It's the amount of energy required to raise one gram (one milliliter) of water by one degree Celsius. A kilocalorie (which is what you see on food labels as a Calorie) is the amount of energy required to raise one kilogram (one liter) of water by one degree Celsius.

The body does not digest calories. A calorie is a measurement of energy. This energy comes from breaking down food. This is just further proof that obeasts are retards that have no idea how the human body works but still try to make excuses for their own gluttony.

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[–] Siacca [S] 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

If ignorance is bliss, obeasts should be the happiest people on the planet.

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[–] Fitizen0 ago 

They are if their numerous Tumblr blogs and gassed IG posts are any indication.

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[–] GutterTrash 1 point 1 point (+2|-1) ago 

They are fatter than Buddha so they have that going for them.

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[–] 12904838? 0 points 37 points (+37|-0) ago 

That statement is so incoherent that it doesn’t even qualify as wrong.

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[–] SChalice 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Probiotics

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[–] WhiteSurvivalist 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

"All I did was drink water and breathe and I STILL GAINED DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND!?"

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[–] Siacca [S] 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

The fact that it was uttered by a Dorito dumpster automatically makes it wrong.