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[–] ExpandaSaurus 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

She's so fucking classless...

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Is there no after picture here or does that hock look exactly the same?

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[–] SterlingMa1oryArcher 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I'd love to hear some unedited comments of real models about this beast... I bet they're so relentless.

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[–] Lurkerontheroof [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

... Imagine the global meltdown if someone like Gigi Hadid's texts/PM's are leaked or she gets caught on a hot mic saying something like "Oh fuck NO, not doing another pictorial with that fat smelly bitch JFC the dressing room smelled like rotten fish & farts HOURS after the last one was over!" aaahahahahaha!!

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[–] Lurkerontheroof [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Oh hells bells yes. Fricking TMZ and the DM need to get on that STAT.

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[–] OdinsMessenger 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Or, ya know, just go outside and get a natural tan? So you don't have to worry about your fake tan running. I'm no outdoorsie type, but even I've been getting just a bit of a tan. Fake tan is such a disgusting concept, honestly, it's the most unnecessary of all cosmetics, which are unnecessary to begin with.

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[–] BestUCanB 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I hate the heat and summers, but living in AZ for 18 years gave me a tan even if I’m practically a hermit. I agree with you, Assleak needs to get out more or move to Hell (where I am) where she gets it in 5 seconds just from driving a car lol

AZ is brutal, in Europe and north east America I was called Snow White because of my white pasty skin, here I have the skin tone of the Kartrashians without even trying.

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[–] SterlingMa1oryArcher 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Like totalled cars... Once they are ruined no matter of fixing ever really brings them back.

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[–] Lurkerontheroof [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

LOLed like this 'cause I pictured Assleak's gunt wrangler finishing the job with Turtle Wax everyday, sweatin' like a slave ;))