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[–] ugliekid 0 points 26 points (+26|-0) ago 

God forbid a mother feed her kids real food and keep herself (and her family) thin, beautiful and healthy... if hamplants had it their way, every little girl and boy would be like that poor little moon that couldn't run and have a beer gut at SIX. Every kid would be sluggish, obese, and uninterested in playing outside, sports/active games, running around, or in other words, being a kid!

Working at camps; I can't even begin to describe the shit I have seen children eat; huge portions for 3-7 year olds and just the unhealthiest shit, processed snacks and candy, soda, cakes, etc etc etc... it was heartbreaking and made me angry at the parents. I would have chewed them out if it wouldn't have cost me a job. Luckily those parents were in the minority.

Obesity causes ( and is caused by ) delusions and stupidity; and I don't think anyone could ever convince me otherwise.

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[–] BrokenBat ago  (edited ago)

How did the human race even raise children without junk food existing??

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[–] 12873561? 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

But she haz a unreeeelistic body type!!!

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[–] Lurkerontheroof [S] 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

Exaclty. Heifers hate nothing more than a living human female reminder of their heiferness.

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[–] ShitArchon 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

"Real women don't look like that!"

--salty Tumblrina regarding the waitresses at Tilted Kilt

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[–] Twentyonepointthree 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Lidderally unattainable!!!

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[–] zaimenellen 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

She is hot rich and slim,with 3 beautiful and healthy kids...the female envy is strong,they try to find a way to put her down. Failed

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[–] Lurkerontheroof [S] 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago  (edited ago)

So true -- the salty "reeeel" wiminz tears practically flood right through their comments. It's delightful ^_^

Edit: forgot to mention her hot piece of huuuuuzband that these giant heifers can only fantasize about, aahahahahaha!

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[–] suitoda 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

So much for feminism and sisterhood. Successful and educated woman raising her children right, reeee, drag her down sisters.

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[–] YamaMaya 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

From the few pics I saw...her children look healthy!! I'm very worried about this attitude that kids that are normal sized are somehow "underfed"

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[–] Lurkerontheroof [S] 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Me, too. And the other side of that is the cow in the comments saying that the beer-gut six year-old doesn't look fat to it. Study after study has warned that the fatter a population gets, the more they become blind to it. Plus the added psychological incentive of avoiding cognitive dissonance fuels the desire, whether conscious or not, to banish evidence of their unhealthy and grotesque condition.

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[–] Sarcastatron_9000 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

When my son was younger, maybe seven or eight, I took him to the doctor for something or other and while I was there I asked him about my kid's weight. He has always been a tall skinny dude but I was worried that he was too thin and that maybe we needed to make him eat more. The doctor didn't even weigh him; he just told me that my son was perfectly fine at that size, that it's normal for kids to be really skinny, and that it's become so common for kids to be overweight that people have lost sight of what a normal-size child actually looks like. I suspect that's one of the factors at play with all the hate she's getting! Dollars to donuts that the majority of people leaving nasty comments have fat kids or kids who are on the heavier end of the normal spectrum, and they don't know what normal looks like. Either that, or they are fat cows who hate her because she had three babies and stayed thin and fit, and they are lashing out in a way most likely to inflict pain - calling her abilities as a mom into question.

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[–] Speshul_Sn0wflake 1 point 10 points (+11|-1) ago 

Honestly, I find Kristen Cavalleri just as annoying and attention hungry now as I did back when she was in Laguna Beach. Her children's names are... terrible & sneauflayke-y and she's trying desperately to become relevant again (even though she never really was). That aside, her children aren't fat and she's not shoving her opinions on food down people's throat, so let her be.

It's infuriating to me that people will go on a rampage when it comes to limiting their children's food choices to not include pure garbage, yet when we see these 300lb mooomstrosities sitting on a bench while their 80lb toddler waddles around the playground with a bag of crisps, nobody blinks an eye. On your child's thin and active? "Child Abuse!!! Call CPS!!!!!" But a 160lb 9 year old that's fully developed and can't run a lap?? "Yasss gurrlll, you slay! Don't listen to the haterz!!"" Fat kid will probably even get some blob at Buzzfat to write an article about how fierce it is.

Everyone says "The children are our future", but I'm seeing more and more gluttonous self-centered stupid fatasses emerge everyday as opposed to level headed, intelligent children. No longer is that what younger generations strive to be; infact the whole "Everyone gets a trophy" generation doesn't seem to strive for anything. Its now okay (even a goal for some) to become a fat, degenerate thot with 3inch thick drag-queen makeup and the inability to think for themselves.

If this is our future, well then beam me up, Scotty! because I'm ready to get the fuck outta here.

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[–] Lurkerontheroof [S] 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Eh, I'm not holding her up to be a "super mom" like she does seem to obliquely want to market herself as -- and don't even get me started on her anti-vaxxer bullshit from some time ago, though she seems to have backtracked that or at least pussed out of defending it. But I'm posting about her tonight as a contrast to the post about the fat six-year-old the cows are awwwing and oooing about on Buzzfat. They have no problem dissecting and "shaming" what a slender, especially a good-looking, mother feeds her kids, but oh boo-hoo, don't go after bipedal piglets or they'll Facebook and Insta-stalk your ass backwards and sideways.

Edit: I think it also drives home the point that you don't have to be particularly smart or even extraordinarily self-disciplined. You need to just need to be baseline motivated to stay at a healthy weight and eat and exercise consistently.

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[–] Lurkerontheroof [S] 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Oh yeah -- about the kids' names: SAYLOR grates me the most, damn these basic bitches SPELL THAT SHIT RIGHT ALREADY. It would have been a sweet name spelled SAILOR for fucks sake enough with these "creative" hooked-on-phonics names.

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[–] DorothyMantooth 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

If you've never read the "Not Without my Handbag: Baby's Got a Bad, Bad Name," site, you should. It's sadly not been updated in a long time (or at least hadn't last time I checked), but the archives are hilarious.

I HATE those "creative" spellings even more than I hate the fucking Cabbage Patch names these morons give their children. Our old neighbors named their daughter "Neveah." You know, "heaven" spelled backward. When they told me her name it took all the effort I could give to smile and say, "Oh, that's pretty," instead of making gagging noises and asking if they wanted her to grow up to be a fat single mom.

My kids have unusual names (well, the oldest one's is more unusual; the youngest isn't the only kid with that name around), but they are actual names, and the oldest's is common in Scandinavian countries. This, unfortunately, means that parents of little Draykin and Attakis think that I'm on their side, and are always eagerly sharing with me the hideous monikers with which they've saddled their defenseless children, thinking I'll love them. No, Daughter's School Counselor, I do not think your naming your children Silver Tungsten Jedediah and Brooklyn Sable Calliper is an awesome thing to do. What I do think is that, having done that to your own children, I do not trust your judgment regarding anything you might suggest for my child, who has a perfectly normal name that might be less common than Jessica or Amy but is still an actual name that people have been giving their children for hundreds of years.

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[–] Lurkerontheroof [S] ago  (edited ago)

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[–] Horsearooney 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Moo-thers... Hahahaha...

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[–] Lurkerontheroof [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

^_^

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

This is just reading Facebook with extra steps. Why are people paid to read Facebook and then write articles about it?

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[–] Lurkerontheroof [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

This is her unforgivable sin according to the moother majority:

In other words, the True Roots way of eating -- which, according to the book's description, means "organic as much as possible, wild-caught fish, grass-fed beef, fresh fruits and vegetables, and no white flour, sugar, or salt," as well as avoiding "anything heavily processed and anything that has been stripped of natural nutrients" -- is the way her sons Camden, 5, and Jaxon, 4, and daughter Saylor, 2, eat.

She had to add this due to the fatfuck mooooom meltdown:

However, there are exceptions to those rules. "But we go out to breakfast every weekend," she told People. "They get donuts every weekend. It's not like they're on some stupid diet. They're kids."

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