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[–] Sylph 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

My kids are having lunch right now. 6 year old asked for salad and some cheese, so that's what they're eating. Teaching our kids healthy habits is a GOOD THING.

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[–] BeetusCrisco 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

A retarded buzzword-rich snowflake diet, but a diet nonetheless. Can't hold it against her, at least the kids won't be fat.

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[–] Cerryo 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

No gluten? No salt haha! And of course it has to be "mindful".

But her figure speaks for itself. Her kids will have plenty of nonsensical ideas to unlearn and outgrow, but that's sort of inevitable I guess. And they'll probably be able to do it in healthy bodies!

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[–] BurnItAll 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

After significantly cleaning up my diet, I wish I never touched HFCS and all that processed shit I ate as a kid. The change in how you feel all around isn't just hippy dippy bs, its very real. And once you stop eating garbage for a few months, you no longer crave it.

Fucking Boomers just accepting whatever the corporations threw at them as "food" and shoving it down our throats.

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[–] Lurkerontheroof [S] ago  (edited ago)

Agreed, especially about HFCS. I hate with a seething fire finding HFCS especially on the ingredients lists of foods that are so random -- just recently for example tomato paste. Oh the major bread purveyors can all go fuck themselves putting that in even their pricier sandwich breads -- yeah could go on and on.

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[–] Lurkerontheroof [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

This is her unforgivable sin according to the moother majority:

In other words, the True Roots way of eating -- which, according to the book's description, means "organic as much as possible, wild-caught fish, grass-fed beef, fresh fruits and vegetables, and no white flour, sugar, or salt," as well as avoiding "anything heavily processed and anything that has been stripped of natural nutrients" -- is the way her sons Camden, 5, and Jaxon, 4, and daughter Saylor, 2, eat.

She had to add this due to the fatfuck mooooom meltdown:

However, there are exceptions to those rules. "But we go out to breakfast every weekend," she told People. "They get donuts every weekend. It's not like they're on some stupid diet. They're kids."

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

This is just reading Facebook with extra steps. Why are people paid to read Facebook and then write articles about it?

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[–] Horsearooney 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Moo-thers... Hahahaha...

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[–] Lurkerontheroof [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

^_^

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[–] Speshul_Sn0wflake 1 point 10 points (+11|-1) ago 

Honestly, I find Kristen Cavalleri just as annoying and attention hungry now as I did back when she was in Laguna Beach. Her children's names are... terrible & sneauflayke-y and she's trying desperately to become relevant again (even though she never really was). That aside, her children aren't fat and she's not shoving her opinions on food down people's throat, so let her be.

It's infuriating to me that people will go on a rampage when it comes to limiting their children's food choices to not include pure garbage, yet when we see these 300lb mooomstrosities sitting on a bench while their 80lb toddler waddles around the playground with a bag of crisps, nobody blinks an eye. On your child's thin and active? "Child Abuse!!! Call CPS!!!!!" But a 160lb 9 year old that's fully developed and can't run a lap?? "Yasss gurrlll, you slay! Don't listen to the haterz!!"" Fat kid will probably even get some blob at Buzzfat to write an article about how fierce it is.

Everyone says "The children are our future", but I'm seeing more and more gluttonous self-centered stupid fatasses emerge everyday as opposed to level headed, intelligent children. No longer is that what younger generations strive to be; infact the whole "Everyone gets a trophy" generation doesn't seem to strive for anything. Its now okay (even a goal for some) to become a fat, degenerate thot with 3inch thick drag-queen makeup and the inability to think for themselves.

If this is our future, well then beam me up, Scotty! because I'm ready to get the fuck outta here.

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[–] Lurkerontheroof [S] ago  (edited ago)

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[–] Lurkerontheroof [S] 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Oh yeah -- about the kids' names: SAYLOR grates me the most, damn these basic bitches SPELL THAT SHIT RIGHT ALREADY. It would have been a sweet name spelled SAILOR for fucks sake enough with these "creative" hooked-on-phonics names.

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[–] DorothyMantooth 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

If you've never read the "Not Without my Handbag: Baby's Got a Bad, Bad Name," site, you should. It's sadly not been updated in a long time (or at least hadn't last time I checked), but the archives are hilarious.

I HATE those "creative" spellings even more than I hate the fucking Cabbage Patch names these morons give their children. Our old neighbors named their daughter "Neveah." You know, "heaven" spelled backward. When they told me her name it took all the effort I could give to smile and say, "Oh, that's pretty," instead of making gagging noises and asking if they wanted her to grow up to be a fat single mom.

My kids have unusual names (well, the oldest one's is more unusual; the youngest isn't the only kid with that name around), but they are actual names, and the oldest's is common in Scandinavian countries. This, unfortunately, means that parents of little Draykin and Attakis think that I'm on their side, and are always eagerly sharing with me the hideous monikers with which they've saddled their defenseless children, thinking I'll love them. No, Daughter's School Counselor, I do not think your naming your children Silver Tungsten Jedediah and Brooklyn Sable Calliper is an awesome thing to do. What I do think is that, having done that to your own children, I do not trust your judgment regarding anything you might suggest for my child, who has a perfectly normal name that might be less common than Jessica or Amy but is still an actual name that people have been giving their children for hundreds of years.

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[–] Lurkerontheroof [S] 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Eh, I'm not holding her up to be a "super mom" like she does seem to obliquely want to market herself as -- and don't even get me started on her anti-vaxxer bullshit from some time ago, though she seems to have backtracked that or at least pussed out of defending it. But I'm posting about her tonight as a contrast to the post about the fat six-year-old the cows are awwwing and oooing about on Buzzfat. They have no problem dissecting and "shaming" what a slender, especially a good-looking, mother feeds her kids, but oh boo-hoo, don't go after bipedal piglets or they'll Facebook and Insta-stalk your ass backwards and sideways.

Edit: I think it also drives home the point that you don't have to be particularly smart or even extraordinarily self-disciplined. You need to just need to be baseline motivated to stay at a healthy weight and eat and exercise consistently.

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