[–] mangiamerdeemorte [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Someone whose feed is full of snapchat selfies and dog pictures, that’s who! But who am I to judge, I only get my pic taken with obscure athletes and authors.
[–] FeelinDucky 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago (edited ago)
When a plain looking teddybear mascot is thinner, cuter, more approachable and likely smells better than you, it's time to reconsider your decision to keep breathing
[–] Headshoulder ago
The human inside is probably cringing at the thought that hes that close to a mayodumpster. Probably going to send that costume to the drycleaning ten times ji Ust to get the grease out
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
When the bear mascot looks more human than you.
[–] laserhibiscus 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
It's funny until you realize its true.
[–] zaimenellen 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
You made me laugh