[–] AlanTuringsGhost 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Both are hams arresting him.
[–] Lurkerontheroof 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Well fats never want to fuck other fats, so it's nice of the NYPD to think of shitlady-cops' safety.
[–] smug_wendy-chan [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Good eye there, didn't notice that before.
[–] Carsandsarcasm 1 point 3 points 4 points (+4|-1) ago
Did they need the handcuffs so far apart because he can't reach around back there? Is he so fat already that he can't reach to wipe or be handcuffed?
[–] LoveIsStill 6 points -3 points 3 points (+3|-6) ago
They need them because he is Jewish. What do you think happens when goyim are arrested and they ask for extra handcuffs; "oh, here you go, sir: how many would you like; 5; 6?"
[–] smug_wendy-chan [S] 0 points 15 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago
I don't think there was a risk of it running, they just didn't want it to get grabby.
[–] Lurkerontheroof ago
AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Big gross hog's sweating hard!