LOL nice. My grandpa and my dad both have a long history of saying that kind of thing. For years my dad tried to convince me that there is a particular kind of cow called 'sidehill gougers' - their legs were shorter on one side of their body so they preferred standing on hills because then they could be level. I never quite bought it but I always wondered where he got it from, until I heard my grandpa talking about these cows and then I knew. Dadding level over 9000 right there. Man, I miss my grandpa! He was awesome.
When my dad was bored with something that he really didn't want to be involved in, like carrying mom shopping, and you asked him if he was enjoying himself he'd say, "Son, I ain't had this much fun since granny shit in the kitchen floor and let us young'uns slide barefoot in it."
[–] Sarcastatron_9000 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
LOL nice. My grandpa and my dad both have a long history of saying that kind of thing. For years my dad tried to convince me that there is a particular kind of cow called 'sidehill gougers' - their legs were shorter on one side of their body so they preferred standing on hills because then they could be level. I never quite bought it but I always wondered where he got it from, until I heard my grandpa talking about these cows and then I knew. Dadding level over 9000 right there. Man, I miss my grandpa! He was awesome.