[–] Sarcastatron_9000 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
LOL nice. My grandpa and my dad both have a long history of saying that kind of thing. For years my dad tried to convince me that there is a particular kind of cow called 'sidehill gougers' - their legs were shorter on one side of their body so they preferred standing on hills because then they could be level. I never quite bought it but I always wondered where he got it from, until I heard my grandpa talking about these cows and then I knew. Dadding level over 9000 right there. Man, I miss my grandpa! He was awesome.
[–] SurfinMindWaves 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Can't fit a five pound turd in a two pound bag.