[–] ElectricPurple ago
my friends and I had gotten on a spin, swing ride and some fat guy insisted he would fit. He obviously didn't. So he held us up for 10 minutes before he was escorted off the ride.
[–] TheGreatNico ago
[–] SonicGinger [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Doesn't that water have an ass load of chlorine in it?
Once when I was about eight years old, my family went to Schlitterbahn for a day, and I was bringing back some tasty chicken finger with fries, the seagulls decided to band together and knock me over, spilling fries and chicken nuggets every where. Needless to say the French Fry Seagulls Bandits stole every single fry.
[–] Cookiethumper 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Almost flew off a 100+ foot water slide because all four of us on the raft shifted our weight simultaneously; with the help of the current, we jetted up the side of this slide and came VERY close to getting tossed over. Whew, good times.
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[–] squataclops ago (edited ago)
Obviously not speaking for myself but this sucks for Fabio https://slimgur.com/image/bql