[–] TherealScrable 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
shit genes
My hair only gets white, essentially switching from darkmode to lightmode
[–] CheeseboogersGhost ago (edited ago)
It all connects. You start losing hair where you want hair and start growing hair where there shouldn't be any. Then it all connects, from your ears to your head/nose/beard/neck/chest/back/ass/balls/legs/toes.
Wait 'til it starts growing up your dick.
[–] slwsnowman40 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I'm so fucked...its already all connected. I damn near have to shave my eyes my beard grows so close.
[–] jerkwad152 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
Same reason old people move south to Florida, I guess. They like the warm and humid climate.
[–] Bob_Ross_Hair 2 points 2 points 4 points (+4|-2) ago
Don’t forget about the ears and nose.
[–] littul_kitton ago
Gravity. The hair migrates towards the scalp in Australia.