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[–] littul_kitton ago 

Gravity. The hair migrates towards the scalp in Australia.

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[–] TherealScrable 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

shit genes

My hair only gets white, essentially switching from darkmode to lightmode

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[–] Eualos ago 

What about your back?

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[–] YugeDick 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Gravity. Try walking around on your hands for a few years to reverse the process.

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[–] cpebach 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

It's a natural migration after spending years with your head up your ass.

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[–] CheeseboogersGhost ago  (edited ago)

It all connects. You start losing hair where you want hair and start growing hair where there shouldn't be any. Then it all connects, from your ears to your head/nose/beard/neck/chest/back/ass/balls/legs/toes.

Wait 'til it starts growing up your dick.

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[–] slwsnowman40 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I'm so fucked...its already all connected. I damn near have to shave my eyes my beard grows so close.

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[–] jerkwad152 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Same reason old people move south to Florida, I guess. They like the warm and humid climate.

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[–] Bob_Ross_Hair 2 points 2 points (+4|-2) ago 

Don’t forget about the ears and nose.

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