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[–] Bob_Ross_Hair 2 points 2 points (+4|-2) ago 

Don’t forget about the ears and nose.

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[–] YugeDick 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Gravity. Try walking around on your hands for a few years to reverse the process.

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[–] PraiseIPU 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

it gets colder as it gets older too so it moves south too

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[–] jerkwad152 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Same reason old people move south to Florida, I guess. They like the warm and humid climate.

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[–] enginedriver13 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

That’s a thought, there are shampoos that have anti-DHT ingredients to help with hair thinning on the scalp, I wonder if using them as body wash would keep down hair growth elsewhere? Might be worth a try.

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[–] TherealScrable 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

shit genes

My hair only gets white, essentially switching from darkmode to lightmode

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[–] CheeseboogersGhost ago  (edited ago)

It all connects. You start losing hair where you want hair and start growing hair where there shouldn't be any. Then it all connects, from your ears to your head/nose/beard/neck/chest/back/ass/balls/legs/toes.

Wait 'til it starts growing up your dick.

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[–] slwsnowman40 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I'm so fucked...its already all connected. I damn near have to shave my eyes my beard grows so close.

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[–] I_Would_Gas_You ago 

I'm just pissed that my hair is going from red to white. No greys. Pure faggot white.

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[–] CheeseboogersGhost 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I have a friend who went silverfox in 9th grade.

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[–] I_Would_Gas_You 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

That poor bastard!

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[–] Pawn 1 point -1 points (+0|-1) ago  (edited ago)

faggot white for a faggot, it fits, faggot. Also why is my ass getting harrier every year.

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[–] I_Would_Gas_You 1 point -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

Clever

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