[–] Wizardslayer 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Haha. That would be great. Imagine convincing them all that the machine is broken. They'd probably tip the fucker over to crack it open to get the saltiness contained within.
[–] SleepyCicada 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
At work, there’s often a collection of shitty snacks at the nurses’ station. Often those assorted ‘guess what’s inside’ chocolates. One of our charge nurses does this - grabs one out of the box, takes a tiny bite, makes a grimace, then in the garbage it goes. She’ll often accompany this with something about how sweet it is and how empty calories are a thing. Years back I remember one of my obeast preceptors hated me so bad because I picked up a piece of chocolate that fell on the floor and threw it in the garbage thinking that no sane human would want to eat that. Apparently it was her favourite and she hated me for the whole two months of my clinical. What I did to get on her nerves was ‘extra-calorie’ Ensure drinks. She was one hateful fat. She made a slim pretty co-worker quit by making her life miserable at work and she would have probably failed me too just for existing but went off on a leave so I cruised through the rest of the placement.
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