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[–] NerdButNotFat 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
Here's a rough translation of the wall of text from Marsault. My English isn't as eloquent as the original text, but I'll try my best...
" I just discovered, to a degree of weariness which would make Doc Gyneco (read: snoop dogg) look like an overly stressed dude, the #bikiniobjectiveshutthefuckup hashtag.
The very idea of this deplorable hashtag is to say "fuck the preconceived ideas of beauty forced upon us by the patriarchy with summer approaching, I am the way I am". The "way I am" generally going along a size 52 (fucking massive in France) and a second chin Pelican-style.
Sure, contrary to what one may think, I don't give a shit about people being fat. (Marsault regularly posts fat mockery). Really. First because being fat can hide sickness, tragedy, depression, but also because if that's just the result of a lifestyle made of McDonald's and laziness, it's their problem.
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[–] NerdButNotFat 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
According to me, the superbeauties "forced" upon us, be it dream proportions women or ridiculously good-looking rugbymen, are beneficial to society. Let me elaborate.
Consider Arthur. He's 20, is 6 feet tall and weighs 150 pounds. Not particularly thin, not fat : average. If Arthur wants to look like Brad Pitt, he will adopt a spoty lifestyle, made of physical activity and healthy nutrition. This lifestyle forbids becoming a literal shit, because when one takes care one's body and looks, one tends to climb the social scale along the way. It is therefore very likely that when Arthur hits 35, he is now a right sided (political side : here it's the "capitalism side" pretty much) handsome bastard. You can say whatever you want about right sided bastards, but they are the ones pulling society upwards, through their dynamism, their energy and their entrepreneurship. The right sided bastard has his flaws, but he is more useful to the country that a fat non-productive pile of shit. Anyway.
If, on the contraty, Arthur lets himself be seduced by the #bikiniobjectiveshutthefuckup and he validates the feminist-leftist (left political is communism) ambiant speech that wants an obese random dude that wakes up at 4pm and eats kebabs on social help money to be put on an equal footing with Jérôme Lebanner or Bernard Arnault, it's going to get worse and worse. He's going to let himself go, excuse himself for eating Twix all day long, listen to the the egalitarian belugas that tell him he's a unique and magificient person, and in the end become a gigantic pile of shit, depressive and prone to suicide and feminism (suicide is better).
Obviously, it's the same for women.
Stop trying to look happy when you look like a fucking manatee in extensible trousers. I allow myself to say that because i know what i'm talking about : I've myself been fat. I went up to 265 pounds at 6 feet 4 (today i weigh 210). Careful : not just fat. At this time i was a construction worker, and had enough strength to make a cow tetraplegic with a slap. But i was fat and that's it.
We can't be happy when we are fat, that is simply not true. We pretend to not care and act joyful in society, but once we get back home we avoid mirrors to flee the shameful display of our own rolls vomiting everywhere.
Being a trashbag full of fat is not a fatality. When i understood that, i got myself back on track, i lost 65 pounds in 1 year and i never stopped working out and fighting sports ever since. It was 10 years ago. I am not an amazingly good looking supermodel, i am not obsessed by calories that come in and out of my body, but i take care of myself decently in order not to look like a fucking whale.
"Look at this Marsault asshole throwing himself flowers while looking at his big arms in the mirror". Yes, so ? Is it shameful to get oneself back on track, work hard to get a good life, and encourage others to follow the same track, at least in the main lines ?
All the retarded egalitarians, the "you weigh 440 pounds and are depressive but you're beautiful and radiant, my love", you are defeat sellers, you advocate giving up, excuses, you reject willpower, you transform people into puddles of renunciation. And since noone wants anything to do with you because you're fat, stupid and annoying, you will end up reproducing among yourelves to create entire generations of losers with fat asses.
There you have it.
And for the people roughly normal that are reading this : it's okay if you're not built like Jessica Alba, it's okay if you're less muscular than Hugh Jackman, it's okay if you've got a bit of belly, so do I. But do something to look human, don't let yourself go, and stop eating Curlys all day long. Heads up and respect yourself at least a little bit.
Life always starts tomorrow, be strong and stay brave.
Marsault"
[–] Carsandsarcasm ago
Funny how both the version in French and the version poorly translated by Google are about as comprehensible to me as these HAES rants are in English. I don't need to understand to know I hate this delusional fat fuck.
[–] NerdButNotFat 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Then you might have misunderstood the translation from Google. "This delusional fat fuck" Marsault is a satirical artist and the entire text below the drawing is a pure concentration of hatred towards fats and laziness