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[–] 12660060? 0 points 29 points (+29|-0) ago 

Instead of exterminating them, how about moving them all to an island that get airdrops of fruit, veggies, and lean meats. And treadmills that process the food while they walk. It will be televised. "Haminal Planet?"

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[–] petershmit 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Better idea. Move them all to an island and airdrop a nuke onto it.

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[–] Mse 1 point 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

Idk, I like the idea of airdropping treadmills. There is a sort of sweet sweet irony to that

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[–] zaimenellen 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Or just put them in a damn concentration camp to disprove one time for all the "starvatiun mode"

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[–] meowilicious 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I was just thinking the other day that they should have a special Naked and Afraid series especially made for hams, and instead of the few days that they spend surviving in the jungle, they should do an extended series of at least one year per couple.

There's a Naked and Afraid episode of a small fat and he gets diarrhea because he's too lazy to boil the water, and what does he do? He shits all over outside the tent. Typical lazy, gross fat.

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[–] AntiFat6 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I remember that episode.

With fats I would fear for the crews life though. They would start canibalizing them.

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[–] Naught405 [S] 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

now that's a show I could get behind.. like Bear Grylls the Island but with less assistance and medevacs

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[–] Pm_me_ur_genetiks 0 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago 

That poor kid. This should be treated like a drug addict/alcoholic getting their kid to pay for their addiction.

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[–] SeeMoar 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

So, when are we going to start harvesting these piggies for biodiesel?

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[–] theepilepticferret 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Somebody already did but he got into a lot of hot water for it

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[–] mailboy 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Remember:

Soylent Green is made of people.

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[–] Naught405 [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Like ~day 3 of the apocalypse. can't let that shit go putrid!

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[–] ThotsAndPrayers 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago  (edited ago)

The good news is that the child will internalize all of this and never become as fat as the thing that spawned her.

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[–] Rshack 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

No. Fucking. Shame.

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Now you know why the kid is skinny.

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[–] Bulbee 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

What the ever loving fuck