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[–] FickleFlame107 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Hope it gets mistaken for a walrus and eaten by a shark...and that no harm comes to the shark.

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[–] rshackleford252525 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

shark would get beetus

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[–] 12649544? 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

I want it to stay out of the water to keep the sea level down.

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[–] Mr_Wolf ago 

I want more to jump in so all the coastal fats are drowned.

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[–] Podge512 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I'd like to think any self respecting whale would have higher standards than that!

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[–] FormerBaltimoreRes 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Here are the risks on diving as an obeast.

It's not just the fatalities, but diving incidents are higher with the obese, which endangers everyone.

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[–] MargaritaNikolaevna 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

This, so much this! It's dangerous. I'd nope the fuck out if I was assigned an obeast as a dive buddy.

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[–] SleepyCicada 0 points 27 points (+27|-0) ago  (edited ago)

‘Going off the charts’ on a medical test is not a good thing. More doesn’t equal better. Obese divers are at an increased risk of decompression sickness, poor oxygenation, they are also less efficient at rescuing themselves or their buddies in an emergency. The first doctor was probably...you know...trying to save your life?

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[–] fabulousalpaca 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

But but muh feefees

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[–] fattyfatty2X4 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Yup. And if she’s so confident in her health to be diving, what was the cause for the doctor visit?

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[–] presidentlula 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I'm unsure it's a femayo... These games are getting pretty hard nowadays.

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[–] 12657545? ago 

"The first doctor was probably...you know...trying to save your life?"

What an asshole. Should have encouraged additional dangerous activities instead.

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[–] drozzxd 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Look at me! I'm fat and underwater. Fuck you doctor that told me I was too buoyant to stay underwater. -tldr

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[–] 12649793? 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Our oceans are polluted enough as it is.

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[–] Colonel_Questionmark 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

“train”. Lol

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